I am not a fan of hotel room fans

Turn them up and they are so loud you cannot sleep

Turn them off and you wake up at 2:00 a.m. dreaming you are wandering through a scorching desert….with the sun beating down upon your face, and sweat making your body shine like a greasy ju-jube

There should be a whisper soft setting

Or perhaps a “ocean” setting where the loud noise of the fan is drowned out by the sound of ocean waves

The 18.5 degree line in the sand that you insist on maintaining – a button that refuses to budge

We could go farther…..I dare you to take the journey to 17 where the subtle chill in the air feels like you are sleeping under the stars, whilst snug under the hotel room comforter

I am not a fan of hotel room fans……