It seems like only……

THE SCIENCE OF MARRIAGE

On February 4th, 2015 I will have been married:

11,323 days or
1,617 weeks and 4 days or
271,752 hours or
16,305,120 minutes or
978,307,200 seconds

Think about it.

That is a long frickin time!

You might imagine that I would use those numbers to calculate the number of times we might have shared a laugh or might have “snuggled”…..but no…..

I am going to figure out how much coffee I have consumed over our married life.

I drink (on average) 2 – 3 cups of coffee a day. Rarely a day goes by where I do not consume coffee (I can’t remember that ever occurring….ever).

Anyway, if I consume an average of 2-3 cups of coffee a day and I have been married for 11,323 days, then (excuse me while I get out a calculator….I am not rainman for goodness sakes!), I have consumed (based on 2.5 cups per day):

28307.5 cups of coffee!!!!!!!

Now….considering that I generally drink my coffee out of extra large cups (average 10 ounces), that translates to:

28307 Physical Cups of Java or

283075 ounces or

8088 litres

Is that math correct? It has to be…..I have run out of string (inside joke) and my head hurts a bit.

Isn’t that insane?

What was I talking about? Oh right.

Happy Anniversary sweetie! I only feels like 5000 litres of coffee

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